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John?????do you think
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what's cooking is about??????
- i get fired today - Jack doesn't...
Jack doesn't know
can you see what's front of you?
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tonight will be the night we go back????
we're what we're right now
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if that's ok with you
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Janet?
Susan,what are you doing?
i didn't.it's not what looks like
Is it?
Heathens. To think, all this time...
my husband and my best friend.
So much for openand honest, huh, Susan?
Bru... Bruce.
Shh-shh-shh-shh-shh-shh.
Sorry, sorry.
I-I was tryingnot to wake you.
What time is it?
It's early.I... couldn't sleep.
I... thought I'd catch the first train into the city.
It's okay.
Go back to sleep.
I'll see youat dinner.
Go back to sleep.
* Give it up, give it up *
* Ah, ah, ah *
* Give it up for love
* Ah, ah, ah *
* Give it up for love.
Hey, I found last summer's Puzzlerama board in the shed.
Hard to believe it's been a whole year since the last one.
New year, new neighbors, new secrets.
You think Bruce and Susan are ready for a party like this?
Things got kind of heated last year.
it's all in good fun, just a little neighborhood intrigue.
I'll make sure they're prepped.
Any secrets about mefloating around in there?
Ah, ah, ah, all's fair in love and Puzzlerama.
Same rules apply to us as everyone else.
You're wicked.
I'm an open book.
It's secretsthat are wicked.
Oh, have a seat, honey. Breakfast is ready.
Thank you.
Now, I circleda few places for you to call this morning.
All this talkof a bad economy, seems like there's plentyof opportunity for a man like yourself.
Thanks, but I'm not sure I'm what these companiesare looking for.
Nonsense. Look, um... "Strong, motivatedself-starter
"who doesn'tintimidate easily or take nofor an answer."
You can bethose things.
Executive debt collector?
Sounds more like a jobfor Charles Bronson, not for me.
You know what's not for me?
The poorhouse.
Come on,we've got enough savings to get us through at least six months.
I don't want to get stuck doing something I'm going to hatethe rest of my life.
Well, I don't want thateither, but you haveto have a plan.
Do you have a plan, Roger?
I do.
I'm off to the library.
Don't worry so much.
Where on earth did these come from?
Susan, I am so upset.
Janet, what's wrong?
I must have done at least ten loads of laundry since the cabin.
And do you think Rogereven had the decency to throw these in the hamper?
The cabin? Bruce's swim trunks must have gotten mixed up with Roger's. I am so sorry.
Oh, God, Janet.
Don't give it a second thought.
Well, in Roger's defense, I'm sure he didn't know he had them.
He hasn't exactly been himself lately.
Turns out Roger's promotionisn't all it's cracked up to be.
What do you mean?
Well, hopefully, it's just a bump in the road.
I, I shouldn't even bebothering you with this.
You're not bothering me.
Is, is thereanything I can do to help?
Maybe there is.
If you could get Bruce to give Rogera little encouragement to, you know,
stay the corporate course, perhaps he'd listento him.
- Are you two free for bridge tomorrow? - Actually, um,
Trina has got this block party scavenger hunt thing tomorrow.
Scavenger hunt? Sounds exciting.
Would you like to join us?
To your block party?
Well, it's Tom and Trina's. I'm, I'm sure the invitation is open.
Well, I do love good competition.
I suppose it wouldn't hurt toget Roger out there mingling with people who are... connected.
Great. So we'll do this together.
Hey, you're back from camp.
Yeah.
I've been trying to reach you on the walkie-talkie.
Oh, I wasn't sure when you were coming home, so... I turned it off.
Oh, cute.
I made something for you.
What is it?
A wish bag.
It's got feathers and treebark, some river stones.
It's for good luck.
BJ.
It's almost timefor dinner.
You want to invite your friend to stay?
Oh, that's okay.
I, I got to go. Thanks.
See you.
Cute.
Thanks.
Wearing cologne again today.
Uh, yeah, whatever's left from this morning.
How was your day?
Good, uh... uneventful.
Yours?
Fine.
What'd you do today, kiddo?
Nothing.
Want to know what I did?
- Yes. - Sure.
Volunteered for the Carter campaign.
You're not evenold enough to vote.
I know, but I figured the least I could do is
convince people who are voting to kick Nixon's lackey out of the White House.
Ford isn't all bad.
He pardoned Nixon.
Mom, how do you deal with this?
By avoiding the subject.
All Nixon did was keepa secret he shouldn't have.
He handled it wrong.
It's not unforgivable.
He's the biggest liarever put into office.
You know, it's pretty easy to be an idealist when you're young, Laur.
People aren't always as black and white as you think.
I'll get it.
- Hi. - Are we interrupting dinner?
It's fine, believe me.
Hey, Bruce, long time, no see.
Tom, what's up?
We're just setting up for the party tomorrow.
At our house?
Your house, our house, all over the neighborhood, actually.
It's a scavenger hunt,remember?
Uh, no. It's Puzzlerama.
Puzzlerama?
Think truth or dare on a roller coaster.
Now, you don't have to participate if you don'twant to.
A lot of guests prefer to play it safe on the sidelines.
No one would think any less of you.
Uh, well, I-I don'thave a problem...
u-unless... uh, Susan has a problem?
No, no problem.
You should know I told Janet about the party,
so I think she and Rogerare probably going to come by,
and I'm sureshe'll insist on playing.
You know, when... Janet plays a game,she usually plays to win.
I remember, we played Twister up at your cabin.
So what do you needus to do?
Just step outside and give me two minutes alone.
- Okay. - O-kay.
Uh, you, too, dear.
Puzzlerama.Puzzlerama.
Pace yourselves.
Hey, Trina.
Bruce.
Is that right?
- Howard, Sheila. - Trina.
Glad to haveyou two back.
You're good sports.
Oh, Trina,do you have a second?
I have something for you.
Oh, and I have something for you.
My earring.
From the night we met.
I've been meaning to get it back to you all summer.
What do you have for me?
Janet brought them over yesterday.
She thought that they were Bruce's, from the cabin.
Oh, well, that explains it.
Explains what?
Oh, I spotted them in your bedroom last night.
Got me wondering what you and Roger might have been up to after our pool party the other day.
I hope you're joking.
I am.
Why aren't you laughing?
Roger didn't tell Janet that he spent the afternoon at your house,
and it would crush Janet if she knew.
- Hi. - Oh, hi.
How fun is this?
- Hi. - Hello.
I don't know that we've ever even seen the backyard in daylight.
It is stunning.
Look at thatview, Roger.
Sure is something.
So how does this whole thing work?
Susan and I run around trying to solve puzzles or something?
Oh, it won'tbe you and Susan.
You know Trina--she likes to keep thingsinteresting.
Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
Isn't thatyour trading buddy?
Yeah, Mareno, though I'm not sure he's such a buddy--did you invite him?
No, not me. Who's that little rocketwith him?
Oh, Melinda, she works with us.
Nice to have an office with a view.
Trina, looking forward to seeing who you paired us off with this year.
I'm sure you are.
Hey, babe.
How are our friends, the Hyatts?
Looking for trouble, as always.
Honey, I need you to keep an eye out for Janet today.
You know how this party can get a little racy.
You got it.
Oh, Trina, have you seen Stu?
Not since the Fourth of July.
I was beginning to think you had a very dark secret to reveal this year, Gail.
I wish.
Hey.
I see you didn'tcome alone.
Just likeyou told me.
Perfect.
My husband won'tsuspect a thing.
Oh, this isall very exciting.
We haven't seen yousince the, uh... since the benefit.
Right.
Trina, where did you get this stained glass? It's gorgeous.
Oh, I took a class a couple years ago and made it for our first Puzzlerama.
You made this?
Well, I knew you were crafty, but not... crafty.
Winner gets to take it homeuntil next year.
I know just the spot for it.
I wish you the best of luck.
Tom? Are we readywith those drinks?
- Yes, ma'am. - Great.
Everyone, please join me in a Puzzlerama-rita.
Here you are.
Now, everyone,
I know most of you have been to Puzzlerama before,
some of you several times,
but there are some brave new competitors this year,
so let's begin bywelcoming each other to this annual event in the spirit of community in which it's given.
We all know how toxic secrets can be...
so a few years ago,
I designed this friendly little event to help set ourselves free.
Now, every year, everyone with a secretis fair game.
That includesmyself and Tom.
The riddles are chosenand put on the board at random,
and the answers can only be revealed by those who know the truth.
The team whounravels the most neighborhoodmysteries wins.
Everyone got it?
- Yeah. - Yep.
Good.
- To Puzzlerama. - Puzzlerama!
And now, for the teams.
Inside the bottomof your glass is a colored mark.
Find theother person with the same color, and you've got your teammate.
I've got red.
It looks like it's you and me, Jan.
Uh, I'm orange.
I got green.
Green.
Who's got blue?
Oh, I...
I've got blueright here.
Well, what do you know?
Here's yellow.
Who's got yellow?
I do.
You're orange.
I guesswe're matched up.
Uh, yeah, uh, looks like.
Players, if you'd please, don your team medallions.
Okay, okay, remember,
this is a race against the clock, as well as each other.
Whichever teamhas collected the most puzzle piecesby 7:00 p.m. is the winner.
Are you ready?
Everyone has a pad and pen?
Tom, if you'd do the honors...
Question #1... "No room at the Inn?
"Look for a bed at this famous hotel chain,
"where a fellow traveler or two
"can always find comfortable lodging and maybe evena delicious sandwich."
Come on.
You know the answer?
Don't know, don't care.
Question #2...
"This dignified lady's world-famous recipe
"must be made from scratch,
"but scratch her surface "and you'll find a whirling twister
"waiting to breakout of the box.
"Find the box,
and it's a slam 'Dunc'."
So thisis awkward, huh?
What are you doing here?
Oh, Mareno set it up.
I didn't know you'd be here until I walked in.
And team orange?
- Fate, I guess. - Right.
Question #3...
"A taxi driver's hooker might get shady with these.
"If you know which lady favors the shady
"in her parlor,then you know where to collect your next piece."
Look, about the other night...
No need to explain.
I think you helped us bothdodge a bullet.
Not that I feltthat way at the time.
- I was pretty sauced. - Question #4...
Yeah, me, too.
"A new arrival found Daddy's box of birds and bees.
"Gather from this spot where men let women pick them up."
You were a perfect gentleman.
Not so perfect.
Melinda?
Hi.We metat the benefit.
- Uh, you remember my wife, Susan. - Right. Good to see you again.
I was gonna grab a quick drink.
Uh, should I get more than one?
Uh, I'm fine.
Uh, whatever you're having.
You didn't mention Melinda was coming.
Yeah, Mareno invited her.
Who invited Mareno?
Our neighbor behind the Foster Grants.
The shady lady.
What?
Well, you two have fun.
- You and Roger, too. - Okay.
Good luck.
Question #5...
Don't you want someone you canactually trust representing you?
I haven't thoughtabout it.
Okay, okay, just tell meone successful thing Ford has donesince taking office
except for sweeping Watergate under the rug, because that's...
Yeah, I'm sorry,I don't have time. Excuse me.
What is wrongwith people?
Don't they read the newspaper?
Friendly advice?
Just stick to the script.
Slow and steady, one signature at a time.
What is it with youand the slow and steady?
How can you be so calm all the time?
Because thiselection isn't about emotions, it's about facts.
See, how can you say that?
Whatever happens in November is going to changepeople's lives.
Yeah, I agree with you; I just don't think alarming people is gonna help them switch candidates.
But... you do it your way;I'll do it mine.
I bet I can get more signatures than you.
Like a real bet?
Winner gets...
final say for the rest of the night.
Final say?
On everything.
You're on.
- Let's go over there. - All right.
Mrs. Thompson?
Hello, Laurie.
Could I just please have a moment of your time...
Not now, Laurie.
All right, "a dignified lady's world-famous recipe."
Obviously, that's meand my brownies.
And Twister...
Well...
Now, "waiting to break out of the box"...
Now, I'm thinkingbox of brownies. Store-bought, right?
Man, you sure knowyour way around a market.
Brownie mix, brownie mix, brownie mix.
"Slam 'Dunc'"--look.
- I think I've been paired with a ringer. - Okay.
Okay, quickly,help get these boxes back before anyone else comes.
All right..."No room at the Inn?
Try this hotel chain."
What is Trina talking about?
Where do you twolike to stay? In Best Western,Sheraton, Hilton?
Hyatt.
What does she mean by sandwich?
John and Cherie Hyatt.
I love this game!
Here I thought all your parties were just drunken orgies.
Well, they can't all be perfect.
What do you think?
You ready to check into the Hyatt?
Lead the way.
What kind of recipe?
I have no idea.
Wow! Are you, uh, are you sure this is where we're supposed to be?
I think so.
Taxi Driver hookerhas to be Jodie Foster.
And they don'tcome a whole lot shadier than Gail and her Foster Grant sunglasses.
It's, uh, quite, quite a setupshe's got in here.
Yeesh.
You know,I've got to say, the best part about losing my job has been getting to hang out with you.
I feel like I made a new friend.
Me too.
But no more secrets.
Okay? When Janet showed up yesterday with those swim trunks, I about died.
Well, next time I play hooky, we'll make sure to get both our stories straight.
Oh, I might've found what we were looking for.
Right? Maybe?
Are you guysdone in here?
- We're done. - Yup.
Vamoose!
Come and get it.
"A new arrival found daddy's box
"of birds and bees, gathered from this spot where men let women pick them up."
The train station.
"It's a real page-turner."
Gotta be the magazines.
I don't-- I don't think she hid any of thosein there, Melinda.
What do you mean? Why not?
Uh, well they sell other ones, uh, not on display.
Oh, right. "Birds and bees."
Yeah, I, uh, kind of recognize the clue.
Uh, would you mind if we took a look in yourprivate section?
Men only.
Give me a break, Ralph.
Man, all right.
There you go.
Big and Bawdy?
Panty Party?
We all have our weaknesses.
Bruce, I have to confess something.
Mareno was nevermy date tonight.
Not really.
I knew you'd be here, so I agreed I'd come with him.
Are you mad?
That you're not on a datewith Mareno? No.
My God, I cannot believeyou actually buy these.
Do you want to win or not?
- Always. - All right.
Thanks, buddy.
How do you know thisis where Bruce buys his porno?
It's where every guy buys his porno.
Ralph's newsstand is an institution.
You should have seenthis box that Bruce had.
It must've taken yearsto accumulate that much smut.
You'd be surprised.
I made a mistake.
This isn't the spot.
I thought you said it was an institution?
Do you trust me?
I trust you.
Then come on. We're wasting time.
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"who reached out for her Independence,"but lost her gold hoop?
"The jury's still out, "but mill around in her case awhile, and you' have your answer."
Anything elselook familiar, Bruce?
Uh... no.
I have an idea.
Why don't we look aroundfor another team that's stuck and barterfor information?
You never stop thinking, do you?
Bruce.
Let's go get a drink, buddy.
Okay.
Word of advice:never dip your pen in the company ink.
I saw you and your littleprot間?over there lip-locked at the train station.
No, it's not like that.
Well, another couple of seconds, you'd be explaining this to Janet, not me.
Tom? Bruce?
What are you boys over here whispering about?
Work stuff.
Time's almost up.
A couple of teams are getting really close.
Where did Melinda run off to?
Uh, I-I think Melinda and I are, uh,
uh, bowing out gracefully.
Hmm...
"Hmm" indeed.
You've got stories, don't you?
Which we'll save till next year.
So what's your excuse, mister?
Where's Janet?
Right over...
She was justat the board.
Thank you, ma'am. You're making the rightdecision for your country,for the Democratic party, and for yourself.
Uh, excuse me, sir, ma'am.
Are you ready to makethe next step towards change?
Mom?
What are you guys doing here?
Oh, right--scavenger hunt.
No wonder everyone's acting insane.
Hi, I'm Susan.
How are ya?
Sorry, right. Mom, Mr. Thompson, this is my...
Mr. Stephens. Doug.
He was my teacher over the summer.
Oh... I-I've heard so much about you.
It's niceto finally meet you.
Likewise.
Where's Dad?
He's on-on another team.
Well, there's definitely a clue or something in there.
Okay, well, I'll go check it out.
Uh, look by the Duncan Hines.
I didn't realize this volunteerwork was, uh, school-sponsored.
Oh, no, it's not.
We, uh, try to keep a nonpartisan campus.
- So then... - Doug and I share similar interests.
Uh, here it is.
Right where youthought it would be.
Your mom's a reallygood player.
Did you guys find the one at our house yet?
Uh, you know, I think that this game'sjust about run out of time.
Roger, we better head backand check in with Bruce and Janet.
Okay.
Laurie, it wasgood seeing you, and it was a pleasureto meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Look, I think maybewe should, uh...
Tally the signatures?
Whoever wins can decidewhat we do after that.
Um, can we get back to the game?
What I was going to ask you though was, um...
Could you excuse us?
- Sorry. - Thanks.
I think those two are willing to swap information with us, among other things.
- Rumor has it one of these cluesleads to your bedroom... - Melinda, Melinda...
I think we got to call it a night.
- Why? Did I do something wrong? - No, no.
I did.
I'm a married man.
I love my wife.
I-I'll take a spin for Mareno, and see if he's in any shape to get you home.
Forget Mareno. I'll take the train.
Melinda, I'm sorry.
I'm not.
I'll see you Monday.
Okay.
- What are you doing? - My mom put me on Stu watch.
You can't go inside. Door's locked.
Here-- hope you win.
- That was easy. - Yeah.
Grab a chair.
Freaks just keep on coming.
Shh! We've got to go.
If Stu asks, we were never here. Got it?
Yeah.
Gail, what areyou doing? Let's go.
Let's go!
Trina!
Come on, let's go!
You and Team Pink are in a tie for first place.
Hey! Drink?
No, I'm good.
I'm assuming you foundthe piece with the brownie mix?
Yep, very clever.
And what about...?
The one in my bedroom?
We didn't go there.
Still a little time, you know.
It wasn't a coincidence, you putting me with Roger today, was it?
I thought you'd make a good team.
Evidently I was right.
Same with Bruce and Melinda?
Actually, Bruce was supposedto be with Gail.
I'm not sure what happened there.
You're a slut, Gail!
Stu! You go to hell!
Honey!
Guess thingsdon't always work out the way you imagined.
- No matter how carefully you plan them. - Trina...
Roger is my best friend'shusband.
I don't want you to think that you see something happening there that isn't.
- Don't worry. - No.
All I saw was a great team that can win it all if they wanted to.
Well, winningisn't everything.
Hey, Jan, I thought we lost you.
Found the gold hoopat Susan's house. And I think you were wrongabout the train station.
If we go backfor that piece, I thinkwe can win it all.
Well, that's it, everyone. Time's up.
Wait, wait,we have three minutes.
Come on, Jan. You did good, huh.Let me pour you a drink.
We'll just call this year's game a tie.
Hey, hey, hey, one tie, we all tie.
No, the game is not overuntil someone wins!
Trina, what do you do in event of a tie?
Break it.
- One final question. - Okay, okay.
Everyone...
Okay.
"Every marriage "needs reorientingwhen the skies get bumpy.
"Sometimes the right gesturecan make the flight as smooth as silk."
Reorienting, bumpy skies--You're a pilot. Did you and Trinahave a fight recently?
Uh, yeah, kinda.
And what doesthe silk mean?
Think!
I brought her back a kimonofrom Tokyo to apologize.
That's it! We got it! Okay.
...we all tie!
One tie, we all tie!
I can see why they only throw this party once a year.
I'll say.
...we all tie!
One tie, we all tie!
There isn't going to be a tie.
I found out your secret,Trina.
Maybe you'd like to explain why there's a half-naked photographof my husband hidden in your closet.
Janet, I'm-I'm sorry...
Aren't there enoughmen hopping in and out of your bed without trying to seduce mine, too?
It's not what you think, Janet.
You know about this?
Yes.
I was here, too.
Janet, I went over to Susan's the day the power went out to talk to herabout losing my job.
You... You knew about that, too?
Roger came over to get some advice.
He didn't want to disappoint you.
Janet...
Well, so-so naturally, you told him that rather than go home
and discuss the factthat he got fired with his wife, he should headover here and have a field day with the swingers?
No, it wasn't like that.
Oh, really, Trina?
Anyone else lose an earring that day?
There.
I win.
I think you know what you can dowith that question mark.
All right, I didn't know I'd be having company, so don't make any comments I won't recover from.
Don't bea sore loser.
Hit the lights.
It's exactly what I imagined.
Good or bad?
Passion vs. Intellect by Doug Stephens.
It's my master's thesis.
So, which one wins?
Passion or intellect?
Tonight? Passion, no contest.
You got way more signatures than I did.
Which means I get final say all night.
That was the bet.
So.
What do you wantto do next?
Let's take turns reading to each otherfrom your essay.
Really?
No.
Not really.
Aren't you gonna evenlet me explain?
Why should I?
You got so good at lying, how would I know what the truth was anyway?
You want to know why I didn'ttell you about the job? This is why.
I didn't want to put youthrough this.
Put me through this?
Roger, if you think this is about your job, this is not about your stupid job.
This is about you confiding in another woman instead of turning to me.
Your wife.
Things always have to be so perfect with you,Janet.
Our whole marriageI've tried to get it right.
I love you.
But it's not so easyto talk to you.
Not if I don't havethe right answer.
What are you talking about?
I'm sorry.
Roger!
Bruce... sorry I didn't tell you about the afternoon Rogerand I spent at the Deckers'.
So why didn't you?
Do you tell me everything you do every single day?
No.
But I assume you tell me the important stuff, right?
And this wasn't important?
It... it was to Roger.
He didn't wanteveryone to know that he'd lost his job and...
I honored that.
The last thing I want is to keep secrets from you.
Me, too.
That's it then.
No more secrets.
Well, packed the puzzle board away.
Maybe you shouldhave burned it.
Party took a bit of a left turn, huh?
I never meantfor anyone to get hurt, least of allJanet.
Everyone knows that.
Look, Janet and Roger, and Susan and Bruce--
they're not exactly like us.
Nor should they be.
Open and honest doesn't always mean easy.
Don't we know it.
Yeah.
You ready for bed?
Hey, on the bright side,
there's nothing left out there that can hurt anyone, right?